gratus

Something that's so cheap that it's basicly free.

1. "Have you seen that hooker over there?"
2. "She is so cheap that she is gratus."

by Mooh February 26, 2010

Gratus

It is a mispelling for the dutch word "Gratis" which means "Free".

Stef: What's the dutch word for free?
Daan: Gratus
Jeroen: No, stupid, you made a typo. It's "Gratis".

by DecoyDucky February 27, 2010

gratus status

Grateful state (of mind); Appreciative of the situation you're in now.

Hey Bob, How ya doin'?
Gratus Status, man!
Yeah? What for?
My boss gave me a raise today!

by foreveryone February 25, 2013

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism

"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

by Unjo Gratis's Disciple January 20, 2018

Gratshank

A retard’s way of saying ‘thank you’

“What do you want to order?” “An Aussie pizza please! “ “Alrighty, no problem” Gratshank!”

Here’s you meal! “Gratshank”

by zx.cxz August 8, 2020

Gratisfaction

A word meaning to have a feeling of both satisfaction and gratification.

Also, an awesome song by The Strokes.

I got a great feeling of gratisfaction while listening to "Gratisfaction" by The Strokes.

by IzeOfTheWorld June 7, 2011

The Gratuity

To Pull only the tip of your penis out showing it to someone else as part of the penis showing game. This results in two kicks in the ass and being made fun of for being a fag to the person getting the gratutiy.

(around a corner) Hey Davy! You want a tip?
Yea sure.
OHHH THE GRATUITY!!!
(While kicking him in the ass) What a fucking meat gazer.

by Pote October 1, 2007