Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Google Drink

A drinking game. Go to google and type in the start of a query, everyone else tries to guess the google suggestions for the query. If you guess something that is not in the list, you drink. If you guess the suggestion at the top of the list, everyone else drinks. If everyone guesses something from the top 10 list, the query maker finishes his drink.

Yo lets play google drink!

Query maker: Alright, 'facebook is'
Guesser #1: the devil
Query maker: holy shit that's on the list
Guesser #2: gay
Query maker: nah sorry brah. drink.

by far2drnk June 22, 2010

Google around

v. A term often used to mean research. But researching by only using the popular search engine Google. Often used in forums when a direct/exact answer can not be given. Which usually results in a sarcastic thank-you from the asker. Googling around is most common among Google Monsters. Other uses may include in lieu of Explore, or Mindlessly Search Google.

User 1 "Where can I find the best bike shop?"

User 2 "There are a lot of good bike shops near Los Angeles, Google around."

User 1 "Thanks, :P"

by Pacman247 April 29, 2011

google-ize

when you are incompetent and need the answer to a burning question and consult google.

dude, google-ize that shit.

by crazydudeee May 13, 2011

Google Bounce

The anti-social network. Google Bounce gets between you and your friends and stops everyone from talking to each other. (fictional)

I just put up a status telling people I had three Google Bounce invites. Five people asked for one.

by KwajSnowman August 21, 2011

Google Shuddle

When a group of two or more individuals use Google Plus to have a "Huddle" while all members are using their devices in the bathroom while taking a shit.

"Dude, last night we had a Google Shuddle and Theresa wouldn't quit farting."

by krubuntu September 8, 2011

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017