google graft

The shabby inclusion of celebrity names and their work titles by journalists in an attempt to game the Internet search engine and drive up readership. Luring unsuspecting readers into a click-bait trap or some other ad-infested part of the web. A sub-variety of fake news that proliferated in the two-thousand-teens

Did you see that Jim Carey hatchet job in the Guardian? It was Google grafted with Batman, Easy Rider, Val Kilmer, and that Franco kid, I'm sure you did. Journalism's esteem has sure faded since the Ed Murrow days.

by BandAid2 August 13, 2017

Google

1. n. a popular search-engine
2. v. to search for something.

Originally, Google had the more narrow meaning of simply performing an online search on the Google search engine, but since has become adapted to a more broad context of searching for almost anything.

See Also: Wiki

1. A: I totally can't remember what that song was called!
B: Check for the lyrics on Google, man. You'll probably find it.

2. A: I'm really hungry.
B: Then go Google the cupboard for some ramen or something.

by BadAji December 26, 2008

google duel

When two people are arguing about a person/place/thing, and both parties involved believe that he/she is right and the other is wrong, then a google duel is about to ensue.

A google duel involves the use of the google search engine in order to resolve the conflict in question, and it usually ends with the loser being owned and/or tea bagged.

Guy #1: Nuh, ugh, the capital of California is Los Angeles
Guy #2: No, it's not; it's Sacramento
Guy #1: Fine, I challenge you to a google duel (looks it up via google)
Guy #2: ...See, told you so. Dude, I just owned your ass!
Guy #1: ... shit.

by Dollar tree douche dealer September 19, 2009

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB June 5, 2011

Bum a Google

Origin-Micah Smith

Its like asking somone to bum a cigarette or a light? Used in situations where you need to know the answer to something and don't have a smart phone.

Layne-"How many people does the Shoreline Ampitheater hold"

Eric-"I'm not sure?"

Layne-"Can I bum a google?"

Eric-"Yeup, it holds 22,000"

by EVOked June 13, 2011

Google Bear

A Bear That Finds Things

A bear that finds thing! Google Bear

by Justin Peck May 31, 2007

google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.

I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003