Fire

1. A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
2. A word that is very fun to shout in crowded places like, say, school.
3. To reduce payroll numbers.
4. The second element to summon Captain Planet.
5. Marijuana.
6. A term to describe that you or someone else is doing amazing at the activity they are doing.

1. Thank God cavemen discovered how to make fire. Without them we could do fun things like A) toast marshmallows, B) light candles, and C) take lighter and burn leaves when we’re home alone.
2. Take it from me don’t shout, “Fire!” when in a crowded place, like, say, school. The word strikes people with so much panic they run wild and trample people to get outside.
3. Donald Trump looked at me and screamed, “You’re fired!!!”
4. “Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Go Planet!!!”
5. “Do you got any fire on hand?”
6. From the very beginning of the basketball game, I knew I would be on fire. And I sure was! I drained seven three pointers and made five steals in the first half!

by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007

fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 7, 2005

ring of fire

the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.

dude1- you want some chilli?

dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.

dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!

by realcelestialphoenix August 15, 2008

Spit Fire

A fiesty bitch. Dont mess with a spit fire; She is sweet on the outside but if youess with her man, she cuts bitches. A spit fire knows everything! She knows where you live. Shes beautiful and a sweetheart. But you try somethin to get her man you wont be in existance anymore. Watch your back!!

John: Dude did you see katie yesterday??
Jake: yeah man! Ashley tried stealing her man and she cut that bitch! Fiesty!
John: Yeah shes such a spit fire.

by Spit Fire June 23, 2014

Fire Poop

A burning sensation from your poop after eating any spicy food.

That spicy burrito gave me fire poop

by MahcoTaco December 22, 2009

woman on fire

Putting cock and balls between legs; i.e the chicken dance, then setting pubes on fire. so your general crotch area looks like 'a woman on fire' Usually used as a forfeit in drinking games.

man, my forfeit was that i had to do the woman on fire, it looks nasty down there...

by wallsawalls January 13, 2008