Keanu Faced

When one is really tired, stoned, or wasted

Man you look so keanu faced right now, did you not sleep?
Dude, I was so keanu faced last night. I must of had a 30 rack.

by ride the wave November 5, 2010

Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 28, 2011

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

Quad Feed

When a man is on his back, frog-legged, and has four women- One deepthroating his cock, two sucking each of his balls, and one eating his ass all at once.

-Bro, I swear I met Jesus during a Quad Feed last night.

-Dude I got a call about a broken sink yesterday and ran there as quick as I could. Water was spraying everywhere! Before I could even get my tools out, my shirt was ripped over my head and I landed a Quad Feed on this families' kitchen table!! My goddamn soul took a two week vacation in Tahiti and came back a preacher. My toes are still stuck curled together. The basement flooded tho, and the electrical panel underwater electrocuted the tennants down there in their sleep. Shits actually fucked. Still, my cock n balls long for another Feed, and the extent of which they will go is unsettling. Shivers ripple across my spine at the thought.

by Dr. Donny Definito December 25, 2021

ur species feces

The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors

Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces

*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*

by MajesticalTV May 17, 2018

cunt-faced bitch

a word used to describe a dirty cunt after they have surpassed assbag, shithead, and cunt cookie, but has not yet reached the level of asshole that you just want to tie them up with an extention cord and leave them to cry. It's basically the ass grabbing douchebag that we all hate but don't care enough to do anything more than crack a smart ass remark.

Wow, my teacher is a cunt-faced bitch.

by bpakr August 30, 2006

69 Double Dick Feed

The act of two gay guys driving their dicks down each other's throats.

Those two faggots definitely like to 69 Double Dick Feed!

by J-Sauce Money March 14, 2011