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Dandelion-farming

The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
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Farm

It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”
Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously
by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025
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Aura farm

To try and look tough even when there's no obligation to
Did you see how that guy walked down the hall? There's no way he wasn't tryna aura farm.
by That's not very paragon! February 20, 2025
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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
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