Fap Cave

High intensity paintball

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"

by Moostatio February 15, 2018

Sap Fap

A Sap Fap is where you jerk off with maple syrup. Tears can also help but its down to preference.

Why are you buying 2 liters of maple syrup?
Im going to sap fap later.

by CertiMike November 18, 2021

Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

by EddieBrock5 October 6, 2023

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020