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2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics
Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
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2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.
Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024
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2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.
Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
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Serbian electrode

It involves 3, sometimes 4 people depending on how experienced you are. One male stands in front of a power outlet with his pants down, and an unfolded paperclip halfway up his penis hole. Then the male sticks his fist up a skinny persons anus (the negative) and his other fist up a fat persons anus (the positive. Either with help from a 4th person or by your self. Stick the other end of the unfolded paper clip into the power outlet. If done correctly, the positive and the negative may nut/squirt simultaneously.
Person 1: “yo, you wanna go make a Serbian electrode?”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 4, 2025
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The dream of moving beyond just using visible light and radio waves to master every frequency of EM energy, from long radio waves to deadly gamma rays. It means perfect sensing, perfect stealth, perfect communication, and perfect energy projection. Imagine radar that can see through walls, LiDAR that maps everything in 3D, communication lasers that can’t be intercepted, and directed energy weapons all stemming from the same fundamental mastery of photons. It’s the key to becoming ghosts or gods on any battlefield.
Example: "Their new spy plane isn't about one sensor; it's about full electromagnetic spectrum harnessing. It uses microwave radiometers to sense underground bunkers, infrared to track heat signatures through fog, and lasers to fry enemy drones. It sees everything."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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MacGrubernatorial election

A bu**s**t head-of-state-choosing brouhaha where all of da major candidates are bungling idiots.
A chief-of-da-capitol contest between da Three Stooges and Inspector Clouseau would represent a classic MacGrubernatorial election.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025
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Post Traumatic Election Disorder

A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.
Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.
by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016
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