A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025
A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.
Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025
It involves 3, sometimes 4 people depending on how experienced you are. One male stands in front of a power outlet with his pants down, and an unfolded paperclip halfway up his penis hole. Then the male sticks his fist up a skinny persons anus (the negative) and his other fist up a fat persons anus (the positive. Either with help from a 4th person or by your self. Stick the other end of the unfolded paper clip into the power outlet. If done correctly, the positive and the negative may nut/squirt simultaneously.
Person 1: “yo, you wanna go make a Serbian electrode?”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025