Crest E-Act Academy

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students

Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace

by Ramzie.AB December 6, 2024

doge without the e and backwards

god

god is doge without the e and backwards

by jjuuaann January 30, 2022

e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.

Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No

by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

E-mail Avalanche

A string of unwanted responses to a people-wide sent e-mail that are both unwanted and unnecessary. E-mail avalanches usually start with "RE:" These annoying e-mails usually trickle in all day, and if they occur at work, they have little to nothing to do with any important or pressing issue.

RE: Last Night
From: Katie

PLEASE stop these e-mails! I feel like I'm buried in an e-mail avalanche. Too many flakes starting an avalanche.

RE: Last Night
From: John

Food sucked!

_________________________________________________

RE: Last Night
From: Bill

Loved the music. Awesome jobs!

_________________________________________________

RE: Last Night
From: Becca

I concur! Absolutely awesome!

-Becca

_________________________________________________

To: Company Employees
Subject: Last Night

Great Party!

-Sally

_________________________________________________

by Artemis19 June 3, 2011