Dilldozer

A monstrous, phallic piece of machinery utilized during major reconstructive drilling, as well as the erection of massive monuments and sturdy steel scaffolding.

Use with Caution: Not to be confused with a woman's best friend, this machine will cause trembling and tremors to adjacent edifices.

As my son and I sat in 2nd ave traffic, I felt a familiar sensation to my pocket rocket, resulting in a moist seat. As I tried to conceal my excitement, my son pointed and shouted, 'Mom! Why is that machine so much bigger than the one daddy uses with my babysitter?'

I laughed nervously while I responded, 'Don't be silly honey, daddy doesn't have a dilldozer.'

by denalipark227 April 25, 2010

Dillied

To be so drunk you don't realize that your asshole is being licked

Girl: I got so drunk last night
Sis: Please dont tell me you got Dillied again?
Girl: Yeah :/

by mmcau1 November 16, 2011

dillionare

One who is in debt over one million dollars

I'm a dillionare I owe over a million dollars!

by Awesome Fordy February 16, 2014

Dilligaf

Dilligaf, stands for Do I look like I give a fuck

Jerry: Come on, i don’t wanna do this
James: Dilligaf

by Dilligaf.no December 26, 2019

slagin' dillys

The selling of dildos

Were you out slagin' dillys again?
I just give the people what they want

by Brian Fernandez October 30, 2007

dilligas

The term dilligas used out of context, in an exclaimed manner.

To say 'do i look like i give a shit', when really, you probably do give a shit. Dayamn!

"Shit son, Proctor's gay!"
"Dilligas, I Knew he was hitting on all the well buff men!?
.... "Dilligas, you betta whatch out then dude"
"oh, dilli!!!!"

by pesos March 2, 2008

Dillon

A fucking loser

Stop being such a Dillon and get your shit together.

by Dbsjsbwhs March 11, 2017