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care bear

Although a care bear may be quite an attractive individual, don't fuss over Ms. care bear too much. For unless you are the Reggie Bush or Dwayne Wade of the future, you stand no chance and the rejection WILL be painful (as many of us have experienced). Daddy's little girl is accustomed to getting what she wants, when she wants it; whether it be her crystalized sidekick (priced at around 3 grand) or her platinum visa used to purchase clothes and various accessories daily, while attending exclusive day-school "GA". Although a care bear, a CT heiress can act surprisingly "down to earth," "fun," and even "kind," if you offend her in the slightest way you will quickly become acquainted with the "spoiled" and "entitled" care bear, usually followed by a call to Daddy to get validation that of course "she is right and those around her are all wrong." However, care bear's constant need to please those around her, spares most from coming to know her manipulative and spoiled side. Although newly single after dating a close childhood friend, who was surprisingly not up to par with her usual NFL standards, care bear continues to receive all the pampering that she could possible desire whether it be from her personal driver (who trots care bear to her various appointments in nothing other than a Bentley), her family chef, the household team of maids (God forbid care bear ever does her own laundry!), and of course "Daddy," her number one fan who would lick her bedroom floors clean if his "princess" asked him to...literally. To clue in all possible "beau's" of Miss care bear.. If you think you are the MVP of the week in care bear's book, -be aware that after meeting "Dante Stallworth," (wide receiver for the Browns) at the Patriots exclusive "2008 Post-Superbowl Party," care bear has remained connected to the prior-Patriot through phone calls, text messages, and even alleged visits from Mr. Stallworth. Although, if asked, care bear may deny such a connection to "Dants" (the name accompanying his number in her cellphone contacts), I personally, along with her close friends, have observed firsthand contact between the two. Extra curricular activities besides socializing with sports center's bachelors? Jetting off to the Caribbean on her private plane at (Daddy's expense of course!) and lets not forget brown-nosing anyones whom it concerns in order to get an A+. care bear is a prude and I would truly not be surprised if she is still a virgin; do not let her sex appeal and physique fool you. Although arguably a beauty, if care bear is not letting any of her baller-beau's "score," what are they sticking around for? I guess thats the million dollar question. But undoubtedly, when they too have the revelation that she is nothing more than a spoiled, degrading, prima-donna maybe care bear will realize (for once) that everyone doesn't always get their way.
after the patriots lose the 2008 superbowl to the new york giants a care bear would attend the patriots after party (within hours of their loss) and see Brady alone. A care bear would state "the party was pretty good except for like, Brady was like crying by himself the whole time. i mean its like, i know you lost and everything, but way to ruin a party Tom!" WOW
by CARE BEAT HATER March 31, 2009
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could care less

to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.
"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."
by xcelsior September 4, 2005
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carefidly

Carefidly:

1) An erroneous form of "carefully," meaning attentively, often found in PDFs and research journals.

2) An anomalous translation of the word "carefully," meaning painstakingly, by differing software, so as to create a new form of the word.

3) a high-brow form of carefully
1) "The flow characteristics of the system need to be carefidly examined so that appropriate assumptions may be made."
2) "The components of this program were carefidly established in accordance with the research literature."
3) "If we add, rename, or delete a file from the module managed by B, then make-file A has to be modified carefidly."

Synonyms: Carefully, painstakingly, attentively
Antonyms: Carelessly, sloppily, mindlessly
by 1Redhead August 16, 2009
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careet

Some follow careers; others are embarassed to admit their careet. may be frowned upon.
by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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caremella

a complete bitch that plays mind games on dudes but fucks around with another guy instead
that chick is a caremella for sure my boy was fuckin wit that hoe but shes fuckin his boy
by A-Dawg4786 February 7, 2012
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managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
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custodial care

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...
ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
by michael foolsley November 29, 2009
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