consta-bitch

Mainly used for describing a woman who is on her period. Or for any person who is being a bitch all the time

Damn bro, is she being a consta-bitch or what?

by coolalec December 29, 2010

constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.

After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.

by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

constipacramp

a type of fecal matter that causes the rectal sphincter expand more than the desired amout causing pain and in some cases rectal bleeding

"guys i have just had an really bad constipacramp"

"that constipacramp almost killed me"

by TheGuyWhoLikesPurple October 19, 2012

constavariety

One who has sex with a large number of females on a constant basis.

I have fucked 10 girls this month. I have achieved constavariety.

by oxy8978 September 15, 2012

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

constibating

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

by Rapaca November 16, 2014