Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.

Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!

by Capt Knee November 12, 2020

Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s

The Roid Monkey could be Captain America

by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020

captain brack narrow

jack sparrow's long lost cousin

yes captain brack narrow is captain jack sparrow's cousin

by uncoolcheese69 January 5, 2021

Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021

captianpoffy

He is an amazing puffy Stan✌🏽 And funny👹 also very swag~

Captianpoffy is awesome

by Vsfxj July 3, 2021

Captainmarvelsonlywife

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021