coffee ass

Something that smells like ass yet is similar to a coffee smell. Aka kinda smells like shit.

Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!

by greenmetblue July 5, 2016

coffee suit

A civil suit in which the lack of a disclaimer allows people with no common sense to win large sums of money. Suits of this nature which are not upheld are usually tossed out of court with "frivolous" stamped on them.

The name "coffee suit" is derived from the famous McDonald's Coffee suit, in which a woman sued because she spilled coffee on herself, burning herself, and the coffee cup didn't say that the contents would be hot.

Average Joe is bringing a coffee suit against Apple because his hearing has gone bad from using his iPod at unsafe listening volumes.

by Godfather February 7, 2006

Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.

I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.

by Mr. K May 16, 2004

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.

"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.

by subliminalistic September 14, 2005