holy freakin crap

an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.

"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Did you see that???!!!"

by xerinx August 31, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

holy crap batman

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013

Crap Monk Stank

A phrase used when your not satisfied with the answer you get to an asked question, commonly used by " Mumbles " Edbassmaster...

Can I get a Bartle Doo Taco ? Sorry Sir we don't have those....." Crap Monk Stank " Anyone else gotem longside 95 ?

by TJ The Savage May 24, 2011

metric crap-ton

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

by Shleeee January 1, 2019

crap rock

music written & recorded by musicians simply becuase they can. They are often mocked & teased because they are 'childish' - however just enjoy music for what it is. They are not to be confused with music that is actually shit, where by shit music simple sucks.

eg: famous crap rock bands: Tenacious D, KISS, Dragon Force

eg: Famous SHIT bands: U2, wolfmother, the killers

by penis_stompa February 10, 2009