Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
Get the The British Teabag mug.The BR Class 55 or English Electric Type 5 aka the “Deltic”, is an ugly ass locomotive built by English Electric between 1961 & 1962 with 22 units produced. It looks like it was designed by someone who hated beauty. It’s got that awkward, slab-sided, boxy front that screams "function over form" in the worst possible way. The nose? It’s a bizarre, oversized, clunky monstrosity that looks like a bulldog that’s been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. The whole thing has an unrefined, "I’m here to get the job done, screw looking pretty" vibe. It’s like someone threw together a bunch of steel plates and said, "Yeah, that’ll do." Ugly, ugly, ugly.
“We Yankees have sexy lookin’ locomotives like the EMD E & F units (E8s, FL9) F40PH, F59PHI, GE Genesis and Siemens Charger but man y’all Brits and that ugly ass British rail class 55 is the most fugliest locomotive ever built, look at it it makes me wanna barf 🤮”
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
Get the British Rail Class 55 mug.British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
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Get the British mug.A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.
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Get the British Saturday mug.shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
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