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Pigs in a Blanket

When someone puts one or more of their toes in a vagina or anus - the pigs are in a blanket.
“Keep those piggies warm in that blanket like a good boy…”

“Yeah, he stuck his foot in my vagina when i was bent over… He screamed “ PIGS IN A BLANKET ” then oinked. I think I have to break up with him now.”
by ‘Footherper July 26, 2024
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blanket

a rubber surface used for transferring the image in ink from the plate to the paper in offset printing.
The blanket is a rubber surface that transfers the inked image from the plate to the paper in offset printing.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.
The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
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Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into
"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"
by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025
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Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.
by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025
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blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.
I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.
by BBlaster June 1, 2025
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