united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

OMG, your mom is the biggest magnum beaver!

by Aldon September 8, 2006

Beater bar

A bar that mostly old people like to go to. The drinks are usually cheap and very stiff and the establishment itself is kind of dirty inside.

The Circus Room is a beater bar because a lot of old ex-tweekers like to there for the cheap drinks and to find young dick.

by Floydtibbs February 8, 2010

Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.

"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"

by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat

Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night

by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009