by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010
Get the baked beans mug.A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.
Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?
Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
by J. Bretton March 17, 2008
Get the 26th base mug.An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint
by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006
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Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.
kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.
Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.
kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.
damn that nigga jake blazes soo much i saw em the other day and i thought that bitch is perma-baked.
by wacky frizbee May 13, 2006
Get the perma-baked mug.The back of the band bus featured four couples getting to 98th base on the way back from BOA Regionals.
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