whackoff

To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.

1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

Wackadoo

Erin

Erin is the wackiest wackadoo of all the doo’s.

by Wackadoo03 August 20, 2018

holy wack

=Oh no! (cry of disappointment, disgust or frustration)

Eminem's BUSINESS: "Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right".

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

Bush Whacked

What has happened to this country, encompassing the past eight years.

W has Bush Whacked the economy, military, etc.

by rekoem February 12, 2009

whacksturbate

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

by ghoof June 11, 2006