Vanilla Chicken

A vanilla chicken is a very boring male with no spice or any exciting qualities to his personality.

"Hey Hannah, have you been on a second date with Gary?" "Nah, he's too much of a vanilla chicken to hang with again".

by Ards9 March 22, 2022

Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."

After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.

by David Alto February 29, 2008

Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Vanilla sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with light skin

This place has a lot of vanilla sprinkles.

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Vanilla Face

A racist term typically used against people of European or Caucasian ancestry but could apply to any light skin person such as Middle Easterners or Mestizos. Derived from the spice Vanilla which appears to White or yellow in most forms.

Out of my way vanilla face!

by Beelz3bub July 7, 2021