Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.

Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010

vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.

Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.

by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015

Vagina Win

What Courtney thinks is a win, but is a utter FAIL....on a mammoth scale

i win 1:06 PM
that's a vagina win right there if i ever saw one 1:06 PM






....ive looked and there is no Vagina win in the Urban Dictionary
so your win is V O I D

by Formula_51 January 19, 2009

vagina rat

The point beyond sloppy seconds; a "vagina rat" scurries around after the crumbs left by other people.

Joss: "Dude, I heard John starting talking to Jenna."
Jake: "Yeah, he's always going after the girls I date after I'm over them, he's such a vagina rat."

by Jajj September 10, 2014

vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.

Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!

by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018

Vagina rattle

An instantaneous sexual urge a woman gets which strikes from out of nowhere.

Rosie was sitting at her desk working on an important project when she was struck with a vagina rattle that made her start day dreaming of nailing a co-worker in the broom closet.

by GereE May 23, 2008

Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017