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Uncle Biden

An individual of certain ethnic groups, who believes selling out their fellow ethnic constituents for political lies and propaganda for their own gain.
"Aww man that Haw-keen jeffro is a real Uncle Biden.. He told me I would be a movie star 10 years ago if I would believe his b.s rhetoric." " Yea man that Adam Krappinger, is trying to pull an Uncle Biden right now !! I would watch out"
by mjp9348 May 26, 2023
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Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.
He's an Uncle Jim.
by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023
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Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.
"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
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Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
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Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)
Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty
by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023
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Uncle Lou

Uncle Lou is a vernacular term which circulates among patients and some staff (mostly volunteers) in cancer clinics. It refers to leukaemia. It is a way for patients to buffer the impact of the disease without giving it credence by mentioning it directly. It is a euphemism which is understood mostly by those who are affected with cancer, and some who treat the disease. Uncle Lou sometimes refers to a terminal condition of various blood cancers, and sometimes serious disorders of the lymphatic system, such as the Human Lymphotrophic Virus and AIDS. Uncle Lou is a way for the patient to mention the condition while distancing themselves emotionally from the enormity of the prognosis.
I'm afraid Uncle Lou's paid me a visit. Looks like he's here to stay.

Uncle Lou's moved in. I was hoping he had the wrong address.
by anonymous January 31, 2023
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