3 definitions by Thelony
This is what a narcissistic woman does after they are verbally/ physically abusive to their husband and children. They wipe back to front after taking a dump and leave a beef curtain imprint with poop on their husbands forehead.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
by Thelony March 11, 2023