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tijuana tongue twister

The dirtiest version of a girl-on-girl 69.
The two seductresses on the couch behind me had formed what seemed to be a Tijuana tongue twister.

fish tongue 

fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.
east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!

bologna tongue slap 

Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.
Bro 1: Bro shes definitely a kind of bologna tongue slap kinda girl
Bro 2: ... that’s my sister
bologna tongue slap by T116 October 17, 2020

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole 

How weebs end up catching feelings.
This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

ham tongue 

An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.
"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."
ham tongue by Gwenner November 25, 2013
Word of the Day on November 27, 2013

work boot tongue 

A vagina so beaten up it looks like an old tongue out of a work boot.
middle aged women suffer from work boot tongue