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skip town

1. To quickly leave a city/neighborhood when confronted with a hostile situation.

2. To avoid a rival gang or enemy by leaving a city/neighborhood unannounced.

3. To move to another city/neighborhood when your house/crib gets shot up by a rival gang.
Yo Dawg! Tyrese just got out of Prison! You best skip town guy!
by J DIDZ September 1, 2006
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towelhead

A offensive word used to describe a custom of someone of arab descent
Damn gon' towelheads are terrorists!
by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003
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h-town

Houston,Tx nigga the home of the playaz and pimps and some fine niggaz
yo nigga were u from?

H-town hoe!
by Texas gal May 9, 2004
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J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)
It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!
by James December 21, 2003
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townies

A townie is a person whom spends their free time, hanging around outside the local MacDonald’s. The male specimen has a tendency to wear fake Adidas goods, mainly tracksuits. However, they are incapable of running - due to the horrendous daily intake of tobacco.
Both sexes of 'townies', wear fake gold jewellery bought from the market, or stolen from other fellow townies.
The female specimen, usually have bleach blonde hair, with about 2 inches of deep brown hair above. They too sport tracksuits, having words such as 'BABE' and 'PRINCESS' bore upon their chests. The females also spend all their time “hangin wit der homies” and attempting to pull an ugly male townie.

If you do unfortunately see a group of townies, you will see several young children running around, also smoking and trying to thieve off of you. This happens because a townie is very unfamiliar with contraception, and as a result has at least 2 spouses by the time they are 15. They also may carry at least 10 STD's as yet another result of lack of contraception.

It is good to try and avoid these poor excuses for people: if you yourself are not a fellow townie, due to the fact that they resent anybody who can spell at least one word correctly.

They also like to pretend that they are stoned and drunk to impress others. Even if it is only 10 o'clock in the morning.
TOWNIE 1: Oi, bubba - can yo see dose bunch ov freaks bruv?

TOWNIE 2: O yyeeeaaa mate, lets lob sum J20 bottles at dem!!

TOWNIE 1: Dat is a PHAT idea bruv. As a reward, do ya wanna sleep wit me bird 2nite?

TOWNIE 2: Yea mate, shes f*****' fit bruv!
by Kate February 16, 2004
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Scar Town

The name of the sketch Toronto suburb Scarborough, as mentioned in various rap songs.
All my friends from Scar Town got killed in drive-bys.
by veronica123456789 December 23, 2005
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Fawlty Towers

The name of a TV show broadcast on the BBC between 1975 and 1979. It is based around a small hotel, with an arse of a manager. Along with "Polly" - the maid - "Manuel" - the Spanish Waiter - "Basil" - the arse of a manager and "Sybil" - Basil's wife.

John Cleese (Basil) along with Conny Booth (Polly) wrote the series.

It only survived to make 12 episodes, within 2 seasons.
"Did you see Fawlty Towers last night?"
by Pen Rua July 28, 2009
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