To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.
"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."
by Tron Carter Jr. September 21, 2006
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When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.
The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me
by Richy loves me October 8, 2020
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