tear jerker

a sad porno

Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"

Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"

by johnniewalker2284 June 9, 2011

tearn

Tearns is a female who smokes weed although previously complaining at people that do.

That tearns a real stoner bitch now

by Big nigger cock December 29, 2017

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010

Trail of Tears

The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.

- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.

by theoxfordcomma September 2, 2013

Tearing it up

The act of hooking up with some chick or dude. During the process of "Tearing it up", the chick, or dude, gets so fucking horny they ferociously rip, or gently slip, of their clothes and/or undergarments.(hopefully).

Example 1: Guy 1:Dude! Last night i got that chick so horny, we started tearing it up!
Guy 2: She let you in on her cuddy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Example 2:
Girl 1: I was so wasted last night girl!
Girl 2: I heard you and that guy you met last night at the club were tearing it up at your dorm!
Girl 1: Yeah, i hope he used a condom.

by KD25A June 29, 2008

on a tear

to have recently engaged in many sexual acts, with many different people.

Wow, Lizzie has been on a tear lately. She's banged like everyone in the sophomore Kappa Sig class!

by hahaslizzie May 27, 2005

#male tears

Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.

The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.

The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.

I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears

He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears

by CupOfNo October 4, 2018