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Passaic Tech

A high school where 90% of the students are gay, as well as their teachers. They signed a petition so they don't have to show their face on screen because of "insecurities". And if they are in the STEM section they are extra gay.
"What school do you go to?"
"Passaic Tech i'm in the STEM program"
"Don't talk to me you fucking dweeb"
by Tech is for gays December 1, 2020
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Del-Tech

Short for Delaware Tech. A Delaware community college for idiots and fuck-ups. Education is unimportant there, both to faculty and students. It's a thinly disguised business (prices for even small items in the bookstore and cafeteria are outrageous) that's only goal is to send students through the system and collect tuition, offering as little in the way of services and financial aid they can along the way.

The average Del-Tech student has little to no interest in learning. They only stick around so they won't violate their parole. Cheating is prevalent, and the library computers are used for nothing but myspace. The students' interest in learning is equal to the instructors' interest in teaching. They care just enough to create the illusion of an education by piling on busy work. Ultimately, memorization wins over understanding every time.
"I never bothered learning the subject I'm teaching because my students either won't pay attention or won't understand."

"Where do you teach?"

"Del-Tech."
by Ed falls under 'fuck-up' March 31, 2007
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High Tech International

The school that will never exist!!
see also bullshit
Spawn of High Tech High
You here about those kids going to High Tech International? fuckin sucks for them!
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tech house

Men with big glasses and pale skin tend to like tech house.
by Anders_HJ July 21, 2004
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Tech Talk

A YouTube personality that talks about technology, news in Technology and plays a variety of games, mainly on the Android platform.
Hey Jason! Have you seen Tech Talk's latest video?
by TchTlk February 28, 2015
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Brooklyn tech

A giant school filled with uninteresting people.Idiots roam the halls and staircases(majority of the school's cubic area)who seem to always block you from your destination, that one class with the asshole teacher who loves jotting down lateness's, the type of prick you want to punch in the face for every word he utters from that despicably dumb looking mouth of his. Basically its very hard to find decent friends,most of the people you meet are dumbshits, and there're no people to seriously talk to at lunch. If you ever have the luck to find a girl that is average or above, she will most likely be taken, a total dumbass (I believe majority likes their girls with brainwaves), or a horrible personality. It takes 37 of the 40 minutes in lunch to actually get a tray, and once you do the food isn't edible, and in the time that you muster up the courage take a bite of the shit the lunch period is already over. The only way to actually pass the time would be messing with people, be it jumping on their tables and starting to thrust, or invading their conversations and starting to get to know them until you yell penis off the top of your lungs, also recommended is finding the ugliest girls you can and telling them they're beautiful passionately- never to be seen again in the midst of the crowd of 1000 Asians (the cafeteria). I can't really complain about the teachers, since they are pretty decent, well the ones I've had so far that is. The freshmen are horrible which I can say while being one, how can you possibly need that much material in your bookbag, and can you not walk through the hallways looking so irritatingly stupid? The classes are easy, and the materials are simple. You may object to that saying freshman year is just easy, but I take all sophomore classes, not including DDP which is a fucking waste of time. Who the fuck invented gay and straight alliance? Its like your begging me to beat the shit out of you.

No airbags (just something to get cred)
by Hunter the Genius December 16, 2008
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Georgia Tech

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check.
Those are fairly obvious, aren't they?
by ald June 18, 2005
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