ald's definitions

ald

a fucking idiot that should be sacrificed to the gods

1:did you hear about ald?
2:yeah he's such a nerd

by ald October 27, 2020

betty nice boots

a term used when someone steals your boots

1:did you steal my boots
2:yes
1:betty nice boots

by ald August 19, 2021

Pentium Pro

A tragically underrated CPU made by Intel in the mid-1990s.

Sucessor of the Classic Pentium and predecessor of the Pentium II, the Pentium Pro brough fantastic levels of performance to the workstation and server markets.

These processors can be used in pairs... or in fours (Dual or quad processor configurations) for even higher performance.

Nowadays, these processors are quite affordable and are still defiant in their performance of everyday computing tasks, basic video editing, networked 3d rendering, or serving applications, as well as some light or classic gaming.

Best served with Windows NT 4, but also taste great with various Unix varieties.

Available in speeds up to 200MHz in a Socket 8 package.

Dude, this Pentium Pro system is really sweet!

by ALD April 5, 2004

Georgia Tech

Where the student body is too busy masturbating to World of Warcraft to use spell check.

Those are fairly obvious, aren't they?

by ald June 18, 2005

furry

cutest things ever get so much hate idk why furries arent zoophiles btw

1:man i love furries
2:yeah man i just jerked off to furry porn

by ald July 20, 2021

2fast 2Furious

Quite possibly the worst Hollywood film in existence, renowned for its shocking lack of depth and reddeming values.

Glorifies ricers and their econoboxes.

Perpetuates rap/whore culture

Should be called 2Gay2Curious, because that's what it brings to mind.

Dammit, I just saw 2fast2furious, and I feel as though I've been raped by the director!

by ALD April 5, 2004

frick

some shit term made up by 10 year olds, just use the word fuck

frick you david
that term is very cringenormie

by ald November 16, 2020