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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.
by Solemnityy December 29, 2019
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Carpet shark

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
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arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
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Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022
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