Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Emo Tears

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.

Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.

by No Dutch November 24, 2003

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003

Trail of Tears

The small strip of hair leading down a girls back to her ass crack. Not a desirable trait in females. Typically found on Italian and Mediterranean women.

Oh shit man, it was all over when I saw her Trail of Tears. She has more hair on her crack than me.

by daveOMG!!1! December 18, 2005

Tearin'

Present participle of Tear; To rip apart, to shred in to little bits.

When you stick it in Andi's ass, you don't have to worry about tearin' it up. That chasm of a butthole is already streched all to hell!

by ElBorracho May 13, 2005

Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021

Pink Tears

1. A flaming homosexual male, complaining and/or bitching about any general subject.

2. Any person(s) crying about any aspect which may not be controlled, resulting in worthless complaints.

3. A series of major complaints, which become bothersome and/or annoying, by any person(s)

4. Abnoxious complaints about any issue, which can not be resolved, due to the excessive complaining.

"Foxy Brown hasn't had an in-store album in 7 years."...."Why is Foxy Brown not dropping an album." "If Foxy Brown doesn't drop an album soon, I'm no longer a fan."
The actual pink tears..."This album SUCKS, I am SO PISSED."

by Beantownkid October 26, 2008