Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 8, 2016

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016

mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 6, 2016

three tears

The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.

Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."

by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019