fuzzy squirrel

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

by Dimbat June 11, 2004

Squirrel

Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.

Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"

by Ruru King of Pirates December 29, 2004

squirrelly

The feeling that one gets on a Friday afternoon in anticipation of weekend shenanigans.

I'm going to have to work my ass on Monday because I got so damn squirrelly on Friday thinking about the kegger that I didn't get anything done.

by Mow-ree January 20, 2006

squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

by scodder June 24, 2010

Squirrel

A substitute for basically ANY adjective. Usually associated with polly wagger

Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.

by Other Jesus April 18, 2015

Squirrel

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.

-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.

-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.

by Beaster December 28, 2005

Curb Squirrel

Girls that are looking for a ride on motorcycles by standing at the side of the road. Many of these girls are at Bike Week and Motorcycle Rally's all over the country. Go to curbsquirrels.com for more information.

Lets go for a cruise and pick up some Curb Squirrels looking to go for a ride.

by wjkoepp May 16, 2008