smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

smurf flipper

A female who gives 2 or more guys blue balls in the same setting

Dude, I thought I was gonna get a three way the other night, but she turned out to be a smurf flipper

by niknana February 4, 2015

smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 21, 2005

snurf

the aroma in the air following precipitation (rain). Actually caused by
"actinomycetes", which are a type of bacteria that grows in soil when conditions are damp and warm. The bacteria is released when it rains causing the earthy scent.

I love going outside after it has just rained for the snurf.
Snurf in the countryside is very different to snurf in the city.

by _valmy April 2, 2009

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

smurf

a whore, a smut, hoe

The smurfs are out tonight !

by BrooklynBarbz September 1, 2010

Smurfing

The intentions of having sex with a midget covered in blue paint.

You and midget meet.
Midget looks somewhat appealing to you.
You take midget to your place.
You open a can of blue paint and keep it close by.
You and midget have sex in many positions.
Just when midget is not looking, you pour paint over their head.
Midget now looks like a Smurf.
Brag to your friends that you actually went Smurfing!

by ialreadyhaveanamedamnit December 27, 2010