spam

1. Get in contact with me somehow. May result in multiple repeats of a message.

2. Leaving messages in every contact form possible. May cause panic in older generations, thinking it's an emergency.

Manda: You want to get ice cream sometime tomorrow?
Anthony: Yeah, just spam me when you want to meet.

(Mother doesn't pick up phone call from far off college student.)
Mom: You sent me emails at both my accounts, left messages on both my work lines, my cell, and the house, and you texted everyone in the family. What is so damn important?
Child: Yeah, I had to have my appendix removed in an emergency, and I thought you should know.

by Victor Romanov July 1, 2010

Spam Folder

Vagina. Where you put your junk.

She was looking real good so I put it in her spam folder

by Gringondenver October 30, 2010

Spam artist

One who creates art from spam

Did you see that wedding cake? Made by a total spam artist

by Bob from microsoft November 22, 2014

SPAM

Stale, Pale And Male. Old white men.

The Trump White House is populated by SPAM.

by likeavision May 18, 2019

xmas spam

same as emas, but more than one, and less interesting

"merry christmas. win a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorderwin a camcorder"

by schinter January 1, 2005

Jake spam

Excess IRC spam due to a shitty connection coupled with multiple disconnects, reconnects, ghost commands, and name changes. Made famous by Swiftswitch's IRC member, `Rage`.

woah man, cut it out with the jake spam!

by punk_r0x3r September 24, 2007

spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

by Hal May 25, 2004