smarterchild

My best friend.

all i have to say is... wtf ?!

MarshiemallowXs (8:59:54 PM): your mom
SmarterChild (8:59:55 PM): Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh?

by Marshie October 5, 2004

smartass

One who is smart, types regularly with decent spelling and grammar online, and doesn't think school is something that should not have existed.

me = smartass.

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

smarterchild

He cares not if ye die.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:52 PM):
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.

by ohfail. February 28, 2009

Smartasstic

Someone who is simultaneously sarcastic and a smart ass.

You were so smartasstic when you did air quotes while saying I "hate" air quotes.

by Chunky Lover 12.16.83 January 23, 2010

Smartassery

Defines the fine art in being a smartass.

When people say or do something stupid I am always on my toes with something full of snarky smartassery.

by SexyMisfit May 25, 2011

Smartass Rebel

An intelligent person who rejects the idea of conformity.

Streetwear was created by a bunch of Smartass Rebel's.
smartass Rebel conformity intelligent person

by World Tõur Intl. January 20, 2016

Smartass

When you say the most obvious thing.

Joe: How do you use this gun?

Harry: aim the gun and shoot it
Joe: Smartass

by RightHereDude82 July 27, 2017