secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

secret way

An alternate route in a Geometry Dash level that usually makes the level free or easier, and is mainly empty space. Secret ways are not usually the intended way to complete the level, and often go unnoticed by level creators who aren't paying attention.

I found a secret way in Dimension Machine! At the part near the end with the blocks you can go through, go down after the first set of blocks and the rest of the level is free!

by nlolhere July 14, 2021

Scritches

The action of using your fingers to quickly pet/scratch your birds neck/cheeks

Oh fiji, you want scritches?

by Gotbirds? July 18, 2021

Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

secret homie special sauce

cum

jack: hey man can I get some of your secret homie special sauce?
Frank: yeah dude anything for the homies

by ppfard July 27, 2021

secret dom

someone who is dom in bed but sub when cuddling

“OMG EVAN I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET DOM” said reuben

*Ethan jerking off in the corner*

by womanbeater August 14, 2021