Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

scooby snack

The act of placing one's cupped hand around one's anus before breaking wind and then in a rapid movement throwing that same hand in another person's face carrying some of the anal gases released with it. The hand is then usually held in place over the victim's nose.

A:Damn dude, Cynthia gave me a scooby snack again.
B:Ah man that's nasty you should angry dragon her.

by Heraldoelvis June 27, 2006

Scooby Snack

The act of inserting a dog treat into the anus of your partner, then allowing your pet dog to eat the dog treat.

Serve slightly chilled.
Yield: one to two servings.

When we were having sex, John and Fido gave me a Scooby Snack.

by CBA poop slingers February 18, 2011

Scooter

A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.

Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.

Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.

by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012

scooby

Subaru

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

scootered

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

by CSTAR November 21, 2006

scootchy

someone cute and fluffy to hold. :D

mattchew is a scootchy baby.

by xy0h0e November 5, 2007