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Shiva Surprise

The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.
Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.
by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008
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Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.
Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........
by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010
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sunrise sniff

A term used when a cocaine addict wakes up in the morning and the first thing he or she does before anything else is use cocaine.
The phone rang this morning and woke me up but instead of answering I sunrise sniffed.
by Smoketh April 22, 2006
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Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from
Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"
by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009
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Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!
by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011
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Surprise Moosey

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
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surprised meme

That moment when there was a quack, and it was loud.
by TosterOven January 29, 2017
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