Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

Royal Marines

The United Kingdom's special fighting force, equal to the United States Marine Corps. Although they were originally founded during a monarchy, hence the name, the Royal Marines are now under control of the United Kingdom's parliament.

Bradford was a member of the Royal Marines.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

Royal Dutch Shell

Largest oil company in the world (as of 2010; in 2009, it was #2). Sales in 2009 were $285 billion. Worldwide proved reserves of 14.1 billion barrels of oil equivalent. Most of the oil giant's crude is produced in Nigeria, Oman, the UK, and the USA. Shell is also investing heavily in the Athabasca Oil Sands Project, which converts oil sands in Alberta to synthetic crude oil. The company operates 44,000 gas stations (the world's largest retail fuel network) in more than 80 countries.

Shell is implicated in exploitation and support for dictatorships in Nigeria, Angola, and elsewhere. It operates a huge, stunningly toxic facility in the Niger River Delta, but provides almost no compensation to the Ogoni people. In 1994, Ogoni activist Ken Saro-Wiwa was arrested for allegedly inciting violence against Shell staff and executed, along with 8 other Ogoni.

Royal Dutch Shell is, like BP, p.l.c. and Exxon Mobil, very large, very old, and very evil. It is based in the Hague--ironically enough, near the International Court of Justice.

by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010

Royal Watcher

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011

Lincoln Park Royalty

"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.

"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337

the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.

by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005

Royal Lee

A bar in Arlington, VA, near Fort Myer. Used to be frequented almost exclusively by rednecks and soldiers, though that's changed since they started having karaoke almost every night. Was one of the last places to offer a venue for awful teenage bands.

We went to the Royal Lee last night but had to leave at 9:00 -- damned karaoke.

by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007