Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.

That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)

by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019

Mind Reader

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.

Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”

by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019

Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

Ben Ready

A hyper-fucktard, often found bein’ a rapper by the name of lil’ bitch

Y’know Ben Ready?

Yeah, he’s a hoe ass bitch

by BigFingerlickinIdiot January 30, 2020

pussy ready

when your pussy is shaven and ready for sex

Jacob- "my girlfriend i hope she's pussy ready"

Jessica- "omg my gf is coming over in 20 minutes hopefully i have enough time to get pussy ready"

by pussyking9669 March 9, 2021

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

I-Ready

a cursed website from the depths of hell.

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!

by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022