The race

The race/do the the race is an expression for escaping from the police. Originated from rapper Tay-k who didn’t beat the case and did the race.

*beating up a thot* David: fuck that shit popo is here, ima shoot them

Me: fuck that i’ma do the race.

by Youngboi mathy April 9, 2018

love race

Where you live within in someone never ends.

My love for you races all the time. I call that love race.

by Delovewomen September 30, 2018

Master Race

People that masturbate to a computer they dont have or need

Master Race Member: Wow! look at this GPU and use of space, Ohhh! Im gonna cum!

by GotPawnedMaBoi October 23, 2018

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Rat Race

An unsanctioned bandit foot-race through an urban environment where participants choose their own route through traffic-filled city streets and alleyways. A Rat Race usually has multiple checkpoints, but may also have a single destination. — The running equivalent of an alleycat race.

Hey, you coming to Rec Room for beers before the Rat Race tomorrow? — Don’t be a bitch.

by misterroach November 27, 2018

69-Race

A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.

Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.

by Oldmjim August 22, 2019