Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010

PeanutButter Darts 

The act of letting someone spread peanutbutter all over your butthole, while you are on all fours. After the peanutbutter has been spread, you toss kit kat bars at the butthole covered in peanutbutter in hopes that one sticks.

After we left the bar, we went back to crib and played a grueling game of peanutbutter darts.

PeanutButter Darts by bigapple2 March 15, 2011

penutbuttery buttsex 

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

penutbuttery buttsex by heck yes September 10, 2008

penutbutter and jelly sandwitch 

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

penutbutter and jelly sandwitch by jake burnt May 11, 2006

Peanutbutter 

When you pee then nut in a girls ass at the same time. Then you keep fucking and when you are done you are left with a brown, creamy, peanut butter like substance.

I totally gave my girl some peanutbutter last night.

Peanutbutter by Anonymous279274 August 26, 2018

Peanutbutter Santa 

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

Peanutbutter Santa by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

peanutbutterocity 

The measurement of the amount of peanut butter a single item has.

Zara: How much milk should I drink with this PB&J sandwich?

Jiff: Well what's the sandwich's peanutbutterocity. If there's a lot then pour a larger amount of milk.

peanutbutterocity by Pusheenius January 29, 2014