Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.

Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.

by MathPlus January 8, 2019

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Ice Cream Paintjob

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.

-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.

by Stankychicken August 27, 2009

paint her face

When a man rubs his penis like a paintbrush all over a girls face until he cums

Rob wants to paint her face tonight

by tholz December 5, 2016

paint

(basketball)3 SECOND AREA

You can not spend more than 3 seconds at a time in the paint, or the other team gets the ball.

by cevirgec May 26, 2005

paintballing

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron

Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.

by PC y E August 5, 2008

pant stain

the residue left behind from the genital area caused by either urine, jobbies or love juice.

use lots of washing powder when washing your pant stains.

by kazza hunter July 31, 2006