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prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.
If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.
by Dick March 6, 2005
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prisoner's dilemma

two criminals were just caught robbing a bank. both are in prison, being questioned by police.
during the interrogations, each prisoner is offered the choice to rat on the other. if neither rats the other out, they will both be set free. if one rats the other out, the rat goes free and the one he ratted out will get a long sentence. if both rat each other out, they'll both receive a light sentence.
the prisoner's dilemma is: rat the other out? or stay silent, and hope he doesn't turn witness against you?
the logical act is to rat, even though, if nobody ratted anyone out, everyone would benefit. the individual rational act leads to a group irrational behavior.
the prisoner's dilemma can be seen in daily life.
every winter, the city of chicago gets lots of snow. the city doesn't bother plowing side streets. so residents dig out their own cars. people put lawn chairs and egg crates in "their" spots after they pull out, trying to mark the public street as their private spot, since they dug it out.
the greater common good of public parking is harmed by individuals who don't work to get their streets plowed, instead turning against each other and settling for crappy dug out spots. surrounded by mud. yuck.

the prisoner's dilemma: mark the spot i dug out with egg crates? or leave it unmarked, and risk coming back to someone else's car in "my" spot? (or even worse, someone else's god damn egg crates! and this does happen.)

to work for the common good? or try to accomplish individual goals?
by danagram February 21, 2009
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take no prisoners

basically go for it! and don't let people get in your way!
Annabel: I'm gonna go smack the bitch!
Sam: Take no prisoners!
by Sam H! July 29, 2008
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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hate poisoning

A serious sickness that the typical hater gets when they go around people who are doing exceptionally well in life whether it be acquiring wealth and success, a pretty girlfriend, a nice home, etc.
Some nigga brought over his bitch to see my new home and left with a serious case of hate poisoning.
by GhettoLinguist July 23, 2008
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ink poisoning

a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.
mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!
by Kostovetskyyy April 6, 2010
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Get The Poison Out

When a girl is having an intense orgasm she is told to "Get The Poison Out"
During the April 8,2010 ride of Raven Alexis on the Sybian in the Howard Stern Studios the phrase was uttered. Dave Lampert Creator of the Sybian told Raven 'Get the poison out of your system Raven'. This creepy yet memorable moment is still in play as a favorite Stern sound bite.
by Orgasm Girl May 7, 2010
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