pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

pulled pork

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.

Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.

by thank god for paternity tests. April 29, 2010

Sweet and Sour Pork

When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.

"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"

by DoBeDe May 9, 2009

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

moo shoo pork

When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out

My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork

by sum random name September 30, 2007

carry-on like a pork chop

Make a fuss

Children who get their own way because they yell and scream and carry-on like pork chops learn that by yelling and screaming and carrying on like a pork chop this time and getting away with it, next time they are more likely to get their own way.

by mand October 25, 2003

Hot Pork

Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.

Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!

Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!

Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!

Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Woman: MMMPH!

Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))

Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009