percanoia

a servier state of paranoia caused by abusing prescription pain killers on a daily basis. (percanoid, percanoing)

Did you hear something? Na man im not percanoia.

by monsonmadness March 29, 2011

perchanger

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.

Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers

by eneville September 11, 2011

percotexting

Perhaps a step worse than drunk dialing since it's automatically recorded.

I broke some ribs and now my ex-girlfriend is asleep in my bed. I must have been percotexting.

by Rudauth May 17, 2012

percratious

A place-keeping adjective used to describe, in an attempt to seem astute, anything that you have absolutely no fucking clue about.

"So I was watching Cosmos, and sometime in the Percratious Period, cavemen would..."

by More Shade Than Any Tree September 17, 2014

percolating pectoids

When a man is able to bounce his pectoral muscles (chest muscles) up and down by flexing them.

This movement is usually achieved with enough muscle strength, power and definition in his pectorals and through practice.

This is also possible with women but rarely so. Hence, women may often display adoration, admiration and astonishment when witnessing a man percolating his pectoids, some even displaying the desire to touch the man's muscles.

The epitome of percolating pectoids can be seen in actor Terry Crews. Watch his magnificent percolating pectoids in the episode of My Wife and Kids called "Michael joins a gym".

Girl 1: OHMYGOODNESS have you seen his pecs?!
Girl 2: Yes!! OH EM GEE they're to die for! I just wanna feel them!
Girl 1: I know!! Did you see it when he did his percolating pectoids move? it was BOMB

by yonmi-yonmi January 19, 2015

Percey Inglis

'Percey Inglis' Is a very common Noun used in Australian Literature to describe a Fuck Head 12 year old twat.

" Excuse me mate Your acting like Percey Inglis, please stop "

by Ily bæ😘 November 14, 2015

percussis

The process of coughing with enough force to cause a concussion

Mr. Anderson coughed so hard his ass must have contracted the "percussis."

by The Torse January 21, 2016