Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

luke horn cock

by ghybjvgcfdtfyguhjn June 6, 2022

rosie horn

An utter bitch that will turn people on you by talking shit and twisting the truth. Also a bridgwater sket.

Hey bro have u heard of anyone called rosie horn.

Yeah shes a sket stay away bro trust me

by Usastudent July 24, 2017

Horn

To cheat on one's significant other

Johnny horning you girl

by Jumpy Jacky August 21, 2017

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017