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noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
by Smelf April 6, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.
Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.
by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009
mugGet the noodle pocketmug.

Danger noodle

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
by stollicharleston December 21, 2021
mugGet the Danger noodlemug.

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
by doodrighthere February 5, 2017
mugGet the mushy noodlemug.

wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)
'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'
by hayley davison October 1, 2006
mugGet the wang noodlemug.

Noodle Raper

A random phrase to say when everyone is quiet or bored in a classroom. Usually gets laughs.
You: Noodle Rapers!
Classmates: (laughing)
by GTbrett90 April 28, 2005
mugGet the Noodle Rapermug.

Noodle Leg

Noodle leg refers to a "noodle" in the swimming pool, where you would put it between your legs, like a penis. A penis with very long length but very minimal girth.

Also refers to a long needle dick, thin dick, pencil dick, wire dick etc.
yo baby tyrone, you got a noodle leg man, are you lacking girth dawg?

With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?"
(I love tha pussy - Alpa Chino)
by justine wong August 17, 2010
mugGet the Noodle Legmug.

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